Tag: humor

Upon Your Marriage to a Redcap

Posted 23rd March 2018

Listen to your mother, but think before you follow her advice. Interspecies marriages are hard to maintain, and never survive without compromise. No one can outrun a redcap, nothing can stop her once she’s sighted prey. You’re brilliant; she loves you. If she chooses to kill you, you won’t be the exception.


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